Reminds me of the guy in the bar who was telling the bar tender about how embarrassed he was because he'd been to the train station and went to buy tickets to pittsburgh. He was confronted by a gorgeous attendant and said "Can I please have two tickets to tittsburgh."

The next guy overheard him and said, "Yeah, I've done that. I was sitting at the breakfast table and went to ask her to pass me the butter, but what came out was 'you're ruining my F&%^$#! Life!'"

"Million to one chances happen nine times out of ten"