Actually, I'm just posting this because it's been an earworm for me all night long.

If you said you'd go out with me tonight
folks would ask if your head was screwed on right
Though I'm a nice guy
most girls would rather die
than date me 'cause I have a face like Billy Joel.
Whoooa whoooa aah ooh
face like Billy Joel
Whoooa whoooa aah ooh
face like Billy Joel...

Gotta love DaVinci's Notebook...