Marinerd. It ain't raining, darlin'. It's snowing out there. Maybe you don't see it all that often but when it's white and sticks to things, that is snow... S N O W. The clear stuff that doesn't stick, that's rain. R A I N

Grin that incites peasants. Well, they're too incitable anyway.

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Take the road not taken - the leaves crunch that much louder!