As I am a friday-burnout-mere-shadow-of-my-self I long for a deeply cynical song, like this one about breaking up:

When I wake up in the morning
I jump out ouf bed and smile
Guess, I haven't been that happy
For quite a while

I dance out to the bathroom
Shower, and I'm as good as new
Nothing will bring me down today
Cause it's my first day without you

On my way to work I shake hands
With just 'bout everyone I meet
I tell our pretty secretary
"You knock me off my feet !"

And all day long, when it's dirty chores
I volunteer out of the blue
Today nothing's too dirty
Cause it's my first day without you

All my colleagues soon were certain
That I'd stepped off the cliff that day
So my boss came round at lunchtime
To ask if someting's in the way

But I explained my situation
He said: "I'm glad you've seen it through"
And then he sent me home to celebrate
That it's my first day without you

On my way home, when I see two lovers kiss
For a moment there's a pang of loneliness
But when I step into my door I see
That as of today I'm free, I'm free