Are you going to pay for the inevitable accident that occurs when he tries to post while driving down the highway? Not to mention the cost of high speed anywhere internet access on his (non-existant) laptop. *grin*

I pre-date froot bats, I don't have one of my own, so his gets mine. I have a license to dispense my cool/trivia/whatever points to his bat, anyway. So, there! :^P