Here's a song I've been wanting to add for a while but kept forgetting. It's a hilarious little tune that my cousin put on a mix tape for me years ago. It's all in jest, of course. My gay cousin has an excellent sense of humor. It's also to the tune of Cumbaya. Sing along, everybody! :D

We wear Birkenstocks
Lesbian
We drive pick-up trucks
Lesbian
We've all got an aunt who's a
Lesbian
Oh yes - Lesbian
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We don't eat red meat except some of the time
Lesbian
We like pocket knives
Lesbian
We don't tip real well (ooh)
Lesbian
Oh yes - Lesbian
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"Okay now, here's a special verse for all the non-lesbians out there!"
"That's me!"
"That's right! Even you men!"
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We wish we could be
Lesbians
We'd join a softball team
Lesbians
But we're not tough enough
Lesbians
Bench warmer - Lesbians
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We throw solstice parties
Lesbian
We use power tools
Lesbian
We own dogs that are part wolf
Lesbian
Oh yes - Lesbian

I don't know what this is from but if anyone here does, do share. I'm mighty curious.