We have a cult near my own hometown. They believe that their friend, Dan, is the reincarnation of Christ. Dan is an easy-going guy, so this makes life easy for them--whenever they have a moral crisis, they call Dan and ask him what he wants them to do; whenever they have an arguement, they call up Dan and ask him who's in the right. Of course, the sad part is, if you haven't met Dan (like the 99.9999% of the world that doesn't live in Dove Creek), then you're going to Hell.