I've been to Perkins in Idaho. It's like the bastard child of coffee shops. Maybe it has something to do with my freshman year of college in Idaho being perhaps the worst 9 months of my life, but I have absolutely nothing positive to say about Perkins. Right down to that frickin' pastry... what the hell did they call it... nutty bun? Am I close? Whatever.

On a related note, Igirly, I saw about 20 minutes of The Restaurant tonight. It brought back such painful memories of being a host at a coffee shop/family restaurant, I'll probably never watch another minute of that show again.