Archived comment by peegee:
Hmm, I guess being mocked for admitting one's fascination with an as-seen-on-tv product is what one might expect, but I still sympathize. I used to collect all kinds of brochures and catalogues for muscial instruments. Ahh, the afternoons spent leafing through those. It's some kind of postmodern daydreaming.

I'll follow my secret heart
My whole life through
I'll keep all my dreams apart
'til one comes true
No matter what price is paid
What stars may fade above
I'll follow my secret heart
'til I find...

Sorry, no patience to wait until friday.