]> http://www.inpassing.org/blog/view/58 en http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1418 My philosophy prof: "My God can beat up your God!"<br /> <br /> He was referring to the attitude of the Hebrews in the Old Testament. It amused me. http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1354 "I wanted marijuana, not a f-ing letter!" - A guy checking his mailbox. (My censoring.)<br /> <br /> <br /> Ah, college. http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1339 My philosophy teacher is sometimes quite funny. We were discussing Marx and what he would call private property, as opposed to personal property, and my teacher used this as an example of personal property:<br /> <br /> "If it's just money that I've shoved into my mattress [as opposed to it being invested in stuff], it's just a very expensive mattress."<br /> <br /> Later on in the class, he was defining a capitalist as someone who makes enough money off of their private property to live. Someone sitting next to me got a bit confused:<br /> <br /> "So the monkey-grinder man is a capitalist?"<br /> <br /> The example was that the monkey and organ an organ-grinder owns are his private property, and if he can a living just doing organ-grinding, he's a capitalist.<br /> <br /> People are weird, strange, funny things. http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1321 My 3D computer animation teacher: "We're all actors. Stage actors act with their bodies; we act with the mouse."<br /> <br /> Which is true, but quite funny anyway.