]> Desert Fox's blog http://www.inpassing.org/blog/view/569 enHuh? http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2373 "Nobody can understand anything you say! Do you understand what I'm saying?"<br /> <br /> Some dude on a bike yelling at someone on his cell phone, San Diego.Incongruity http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2260 "www.i-don't-think-so.com"<br /> <br /> -- Some gnarly, biker-looking dude wandering around the aisles of Michael's Craft StoreHell on Earth, anyone? http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2043 "Hey, how's it going?"<br> "Oh, all right, I guess. We had kind of a bad week."<br> "Oh yeah? Why's that?"<br> "Well, I've got this really crappy tenant downstairs right now. He comes home drunk from the bar every night around midnight and starts playing the accordian. Out of tune. To Motown."<br> (pause)<br> "I wouldn't mind it nearly so much if he were in tune."<br> -- Two guys in a coffee shop, Boulder Creek, CA'You can't have one without the oooother....' http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1961 "I just want a wedding. I don't even want a husband right now. I just want a wedding."<br /> <br /> -- Some random chick in a Target store, San Diego, CaliforniaSynchronicity http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1848 Seen in my neighborhood last night (San Diego, 3/16/04):<br /> <br /> A Jeep screeching down a residential road at Mach 2 with Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car" blaring from the radio at 120 decibles. <br /> <br /> No, I didn't actually measure either of those values.All I can say about this is "ACK!" http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1806 "Yeah, my sister bought a Harley-Davidson outfit for her chihuahua."<br /> <br /> -- some random guy in one of the local bars, talking to his co-workerA Town of Nakedness http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1735 "YOU ARE ALL WEARING TOO MANY CLOTHES! YOU MUST REMOVE YOUR CLOTHING! O.B. IS A TOWN OF *NAKEDNESS*!!!"<br /> <br /> --some dude dancing around in the middle of the street yelling on a bullhorn to the crowd heading down to the beach to watch fireworks<br /> Ocean Beach (O.B.), California<br /> <br /> Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was on a recreational pharmaceutical or ten.Kid Logic http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1734 A neighbor, who also happens to be a co-worker, is walking up and down the street with his two little kids, the older of whom is on a snazzy, shiny, new bike with training wheels.<br /> <br /> Me: "Hey, that's a pretty cool bike! Did you get that for Christmas?"<br /> Kid: "Noooo...."<br /> Me: "Oh, it didn't come from Santa Claus?"<br /> Kid: (looking at me like I'm a total moron) "No, it came from the store!"<br /> <br /> OK then.Are you sure they weren't plain old cows? http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1729 I remember this conversation perfectly, and it still cracks me up every time I think about it, although it took place many years ago. My husband and I were driving up the California coast to San Francisco at the beginning of a little road trip, and somewhere on Highway 101 around San Simeon, we had this discussion:<br /> <br /> Me = me. Duh<br /> DH = Dear Husband (boyfriend back then, but whatever)<br /> <br /> DH: (pointing out the passenger window) "Cool; look at those oxen."<br /> Me: (stealing glances at the hills to the east of us as I drive but not seeing anything) "Oxen? Really? Where?"<br /> DH: (continuing to point) "Right up there."<br /> Me: (continuing to look, unsuccessfully) "I don't see them. Do you mean the kind with the big horns?"<br /> DH: (looking at me as though I've lost my mind) "WHAT?!?"<br /> Me: "I mean, how do you know they aren't just cows?"<br /> DH: (looks at me like he's wondering where the nearest funny farm is located)<br /> Me: (light beginning to dawn) "Wait. What exactly did you say?"<br /> DH: "I said, 'Cool; look at those <b>hawks</b>.'"<br /> <br /> Miles of hilarity ensued. A little while later, we're driving along in silence when he sees some cows on the hillside and decides to tease me.<br /> <br /> DH: (pointing) "Hey, look! Oxen!"<br /> Me: (thinking he's pointing to the birds circling above) "No, actually those are turkey vultures."Words to Live By http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1728 "DO NOT knock down trees with vehicles."<br /> <br /> -- Good advice from the two of clubs in the <a href="http://www.army-itam.com">ITAM</a> playing cardsWeapons of Monopoly Destruction http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1722 "We're fighting terrorists here! We need them *now*! We need to use our Monopoly pieces right this minute!"<br /> <br /> -- A boss of mine who probably wouldn't appreciate her name showing up here.<br /> Ft. Irwin, California