]> http://www.inpassing.org/blog/view/333 en http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1441 <i>".....your dad say?"<br /> "He said if I got an abortion, he'd buy me a new car."<br /> "Uh-huh."<br /> "And I've been asking for a new car since I turned 17."<br /> "Do you know who the father is?"<br /> "Yes."<br /> "And have you discussed this with him?"<br /> "Yes."<br /> "And what did he have to say?"<br /> "He said if I got an abortion, he'd buy me a new car, too. So it's like a two-for-one kind of deal. It's like hitting the lottery or something."<br /> "So you think this should be an *mumbling*"<br /> "Hell yeah. I mean, I'm trading a fetus for two cars."<br /> "What if I were to tell you that you aren't truly pregnant?"<br /> "The question is, what will it take for you to tell my dad that I am?"</i><br /> <br /> -A young teenage girl with an over-exaggerated southern accent, probably 18 at the absolute most, and one of the gynos at my doctor's office<br /> <br /> On a side note, I need to stop going to doctors down here! That was the most painful pap smear of my life. http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1426 "So how's your mom?"<br /> "Oh, she's sick. We took her to the doctor yesterday."<br /> "Aww. Is it that flu going around?"<br /> "No, she's got something called SARS."<br /> "SARS! Jesus! That's really bad for you! That's when you poop alot, isn't it?"<br /> "I know. Yeah, she can't quit pooping. I've told her for years she shouldn't eat mayonnaise."<br /> "So she got it from mayonnaise?"<br /> "Yeah. That's what happens when you leave--*cell rings* Hello? Are you throwing up again? Eat yogurt. I told you, it's got vitamins. We'll get rid of that salmon."<br /> "Did you say salmon? Do you mean salmonella?"<br /> "Yeah. Dr. Gates said it was Salmonella Accused the Retard of something."<br /> "Were those his exact words?"<br /> "Yeah. He's a great doctor."<br /> "Oh, I know."<br /> ---Two older ladies purchasing endless amounts of douche at Wal-Mart in Rogers, AR.