]> Mike's blog http://www.inpassing.org/blog/view/112 enAt least she got help right away... http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2317 "Yeah? Well last October <i>I</i> got hit by an ambulance!"<br /> <br /> ---one woman to another with what was apparently her "I've suffered more" trump card"Let's not lose perspective here!" http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2193 "He didn't have sex with 'em, he only choked 'em!"<br /> <br /> --one woman to another as I passed by. I think they were talking about a teaching scandal. <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=teacher+student+sex+scandal" title="The pay sucks, but what great perks!!">One of them</a>, anyway.*grinds teeth* http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1695 "Whose Ready to Graduate?"<br /> <br /> ---flyer for the Class of 2004"If it wasn't for my horse..." http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1379 "Here... this is just to cheer him up. (*<i>hands over huge twirly whip</i>*) "No no, don't let him see it!"<br /> <br /> ---one older man talking to another outside my front door. For a second I was worried that they were headed <i>my</i> way; then I realized that the second guy (receiving the whip) was my neighbor from across the street, and guessed that he was into S&M; and then the two men went into my neighbor's backyard and trotted out a pony. That cleared up the mystery of the quote, I guess, but <b>why the hell does my neighbor have a pony</b>?I'd hoped it was faked... http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1363 ...but I saw a guy in a black SUV reenact <a href="http://www.afunworld.com/img192.htm" title="should be safe for work...">this scene</a> as he pulled out of a gas station over the weekend. People really do that?<br /> <br /> (and yes, it was a <i>guy</i>: take that, sexist net photo!)