]> lalaith's blog http://www.inpassing.org/blog/view/1116 enbecause it isn't repetitive enough as it is http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2842 me: ...New York, New York<br /> lady on phone: the city is New York, New York?<br /> me: yes<br /> lady on phone: so that's [street address], city: New York New York, state: New York<br /> me: ...If I only had a wit... http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2819 Me: *makes a silly joke*<br /> My mom: "I'm going to the bathroom"<br /> Me: "What?! And leave me here with my wit?"<br /> My mom: "I'm leaving you alone, dear"I am lost. I have gone out to find myself. If I return before I get back, please ask me to wait. http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2814 "Oh goodness. We're not even near where we are."<br /> <br /> ~my motherThat's the kind of Prohibition I could get behind http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2788 "We were trying to rid the world of alcohol..."<br /> *crowd boos*<br /> "...by drinking it."<br /> *crowd cheers*<br /> <br /> ~Elvis Costello (at the Chevrolet Amphitheater in Pittsburgh)Not a place for the claustrophobic http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2782 "Only in New York [City] can you go into a bathroom stall and think 'Ahh, I finally have some space!'"<br /> <br /> ~my momAnd the towel would have nothing to do with it, I'm sure. http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2763 "My toes look so hot tonight. I could go out in just a towel and my toes and pick up men"<br /> ~one of my roommatesnow there's a personal ad http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2721 Girl #1: Boys! Ugh!<br /> Pregnant girl: Yeah. I'm going to get a new boyfriend. He can be my baby's daddy, I need someone new to go out and have fun with....by telepathy? http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2646 "We are currently experiencing a telephone outage. For emergencies and medical conditions, please call [phone number]."<br /> <br /> ~an announcement made at the hospital where I workWhen plants attack http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2578 "It was a traumatic experience!"<br /> <br /> ...<br /> <br /> "It had such a pretty name, Angel's Trumpet... but no, Flower O Doom."<br /> <br /> ~my friend, about our trip to <a href="http://www.phipps.conservatory.org/index1.html">Phipps Conservatory</a>. He took a whiff of a giant flower and was rather overcome by it.They may reject my invitations to lunch after that http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2566 "...I can still hang out with my friends, which is good."<br /> "Yeah, you can put them on sandwiches"<br /> -me on the phone with my friend, who was in the grocery store with her momMm, tasty! http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2565 (holds up chocolate chip bagel) "These are either raisins or the bagel factory has a bug problem"<br /> "No, they took care of the bugs, it's the rats they're still dealing with."<br /> "Oh." (puts bagel down)<br /> -Two boy scout leaders at an event this weekend