15 November 2006
Submitted by eve on Wed, 11/15/2006 - 8:49pm. Funny
\"Wow... what a relic!\"
\"Yeah, it\'s like 2000 called and wants its dotcom style back.\"
\"...I meant the typewriter on the bookcase.\"
--A woman and a man in the lobby of the W Hotel
26 October 2006
Submitted by eve on Thu, 10/26/2006 - 11:02pm. Funny
\"Come on, martinis at Martuni\'s! Even Melinda\'s coming. Market at Valencia.\"
\"How is either of those things possible? And anyway, especially now, no.\"
--Two girls standing near the Montgomery Bart station
25 Sept 2006
Submitted by eve on Mon, 09/25/2006 - 10:33pm. Funny
\"It wasn\'t me. It was nice, but not interesting enough for $300. You know, \'Don\'t bore Nina.\'\"
\"Yeah, because Nina will eat your young.\"
\"Oh come on, she\'d never take on those extra calories.\"
--A girl and a guy outside Metier, in San Francisco.
7 August 2006
Submitted by eve on Mon, 08/07/2006 - 9:48pm. Beautiful
\"Wait, that\'s probably him now,\" *picks up beeping cell phone, reads message*, \"He says, \'If you\'re at home, can you look up if there\'s any liquor stores near the library, downtown?\'\"
--A guy sitting in a group of people at the Albatross
28 July 2006
Submitted by eve on Fri, 07/28/2006 - 11:28pm. Funny
\\\"It just felt really gratuitous.\\\"
\\\"Yeah, I guess the scene with the insects could have been cut.\\\"
\\\"I don\\\'t know what scene really was necessary. But I guess King Kong had to show up at some point.\\\"
--Two guys talking at Taqueria Cancun
23 July 2006
Submitted by eve on Sun, 07/23/2006 - 10:42pm. Funny
\"Rememeber how you were worried that maybe the math had worked out that we\'d each had our own bottle of wine? I don\'t think that\'s a problem; I think that\'s just the truth.\"
--A guy talking to a girl and a guy at The Butler and Chef


Hey kids -- Eve here. Sorry much about the quotes and slashes -- I still haven\'t fixed the version of PHP that we\'re using. Soon, sorry, promise. :-)
17 June 2006
Submitted by eve on Sat, 06/17/2006 - 9:19pm. Beautiful
\"Christ, that smells good. What\'s that smell?\"
\"Carmelized onions, I think.\"
\"That smells better than Thanksgiving. It\'s like Thanksgiving in France! ...Which I guess is just a Thursday.\"
--A girl and a guy at La Note.
27 May 2006
Submitted by eve on Sat, 05/27/2006 - 8:02pm. Beautiful
\"I want her to have a going away party, so I can say, \'Oh, I\'m not going. I\'ll be celebrating in private.\'\"
--A girl talking to a guy on BART
21 May 2006
Submitted by eve on Sun, 05/21/2006 - 10:59pm. Funny
"I think it's good if a guy knows what a Paddington bag is."
"It's still not getting me laid!"
--A girl and a guy in the Beard Papa queue
19 May 2006
Submitted by eve on Fri, 05/19/2006 - 10:56pm. Um...
"So, are you from San Francisco?"
"...No, but my fiance is."
"Oh, so you're just here for the Bay to Breakers?"
"I live here."
"Oh, that's great. We're having this party afterwards, you should come. All girls get a thong... in your size... we're taking pictures... you know, to promote our website."
--The world's skeeziest guy, and a girl in the restroom line at Tommy's Mexican restaurant.